Momma Drama

Nov 2012 my mom gave me her nook. She wanted me to keep the account, but change the credit card to mine. So I did. Now that I've kicked my mother out, she's resorted to doing this (on her facebook status): Cali You will Remove YOUR Credit Card Number and Name From My Account ASAP. I have taken this problem to Barns and Nobel now I will take it to the Police If you DO NOT Leave MY ACCOUNT ALONE. So I reply : Excuse me? You gave me your nook that had the account already on it. We discussed this at length and at the time you were going to put your new nook on the account as raecoffee@hotmail.com, not raecoffee@hot.ail.com Don't threaten me. You gave me the nook, you have all my information on the nook, including my credit card information, you changed my password on it, and now you have MY books, MY credit card, MY account. YOU are the one in the wrong, so ya' better put it right. You DID NOT have my permission to take the account after you had given it to me. Therefor YOU are the thief. What's wrong? Can't find anyone else to pay your truck for you and now you're grasping straws to place blame? Maybe one of these days you'll grow up and realize no one's going to take care of you -you actually have to get a damn job and take care of yourself. Stop living off others for a change. I sincerely hope Uncle Raymond doesn't get saddled with you. For a fact none of your daughters want anything to do with you - you've mooched off all of us 1 too many times. So she replied: Nice try but u left a paper trail that a blind man could follow So I replied: You have 24 hours to remove your things from MY shed. The countdown starts @10:00 PM 1/27/13. If you have not removed your belongings they will be placed in the dumpster. You also have 24 hours from the time stated above to return our shed key AND our Saturn key. If they are not returned in the afore mentioned time charges of theft will be placed. If James Meadows is not notified when you return to pick up your belongings we will look at it as unlawful entry and charges will be pressed. Even though you have our key it is still our property and as such you will notify us of your arrival Nothing like momma drama. She's gonna like it a hell of a lot when I put all her shit in the dumpster. James says I shouldn't call the cops on the keys but quite frankly I wouldn't put it past her to try to steal the Saturn. So, for the sake of insurance, I'm going to turn her in. Sigh. Will my life ever be normal?